Chris


Chris


NAME: Chris Kjelshus

FAVORITE FOOD: I’m mostly a dumpster…I eat most shit

HOW TALL ARE YOU?: This big!

SUPERPOWER: Accelerated healing and recovery > No hangovers

SPECIAL SKILLS: Mostly unaffected by liquids

SIGN: Right-handed in cursive

FAVORITE WEAPON: These fists of fury

FAVORITE SPORT: Not fucking baseball, Stephen!

DEAD OR ALIVE, NAME THREE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO HAVE DRINKS WITH. (FIRST NAMES ONLY…DON’T TELL ME WHY): Julius, Leonard, Arthur

BERNSTEIN/BERENSTEIN?: Probably? One or the other

COFFEE?: Absolutely! Pairs with beer and scotch…

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