NAME: Chris Kjelshus
FAVORITE FOOD: I’m mostly a dumpster…I eat most shit
HOW TALL ARE YOU?: This big!
SUPERPOWER: Accelerated healing and recovery > No hangovers
SPECIAL SKILLS: Mostly unaffected by liquids
SIGN: Right-handed in cursive
FAVORITE WEAPON: These fists of fury
FAVORITE SPORT: Not fucking baseball, Stephen!
DEAD OR ALIVE, NAME THREE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO HAVE DRINKS WITH. (FIRST NAMES ONLY…DON’T TELL ME WHY): Julius, Leonard, Arthur
BERNSTEIN/BERENSTEIN?: Probably? One or the other
COFFEE?: Absolutely! Pairs with beer and scotch…
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